I'm always here, even when I'm not, I know I should be, so I lie about it to cover my short absence. Even when I'm gone, I'm here in spirit because my mind is here while my meat's with me elsewhere. I always tell everyone about this shit-hole place and everyone seems to know about it. Makes me feel a sense of belonging. So glad I can spend my days and nights logged in to this site. Especially when I'm at the bar soaking up suds.